It’s National Annoy Squidward day
If you are, please..don’t!
i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way
"I had to do it"
I am a student at university. I have a dissertation to write, learning hours to fulfill, and a mountain of homework to finish. In other words, I have shit to do. But what keeps me up at night is wondering whether Sherlock and John’s first kiss will be like this:
Or like this:
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
- Hail Hydra
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit
But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance
one down, twenty more to go
idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck.
the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong
These are some techniques I use when I’m having a panic attack.
I’m no expert, but they seem to help me out, so maybe they’ll help you out too.